As promised, The day has arrived to discuss the "Alternate lifestyle" theory...
Death always seemed like some theoretically unavoidable, but practically unimaginable distant truth I need not worry about... till passing pinnacle of my youth.
Now, it has become a 'Clear and Present Danger"
But is that the only line of thought available for me?
Then it struck me!
But is that the only line of thought available for me?
Then it struck me!
I possibly can't stretch my life beyond a point, but if I plan to bring it to the end before, I have got the freedom to do it in the manner I want, and more importantly after living my life the way I want. Now won't that convert the slow shaky खटारा called life into a fucking roller coaster!!!
I mean, imagine ..just imagine, at 25 or around, if you don't plan to drag beyond 33, YOU ARE SO FREE!!!
I. Consume alcohol, tobacco, sex or the other worldly pleasures as much as you want to, as by the time their health effects start showing up, you are anyway going to be dead!!!
II. No long term saving, insurance and any kinda long term overhead needed!!!
III. Go out, be wild, be adventurous, be whatever you want and have fun, even if you die earlier in the attempt to find your fun-life, you won't hate it...at least not as much as the guy who tragically dies at 23 in an accident on his way to Tirupati, ironically...to ask blessings for his 100 years long happy life!!!(You might hate me for writing such ugly facts, but what do you expect, the title reads Laughing Ravana!)
IV. When you are done with this world, just pop some sleep pills on the day of death CHOSEN by YOU, so you won’t feel a thing afterwards...never.
All you need 2 to do, is unlearn the whole gyan they have tried to ingrain in you (that you are supposed to try desperately to live as long as possible and shite).
It’s tough, I know, but come on man, THINK!!!
It’s a relief from burden of the knowledge that ‘If I live by all these boring diktats, I would die old and miserable after leading a sucking life’.
I. Remember the last bedridden close old person you saw, I bet you didn’t like that life!
II. Bet you hate the fact that almost all the things that you like (Sumptuous meal, alcohol, smoke, violence and unbridled sex life and all such other 'nice things') are considered detrimental to your 'assigned goals'.
III. If you just neglect the inclination to live long, you can have all this fun!!!
It sounds insane, but, hell ! If this is the only life you would ever have, instead of worrying over whether you are spending it right, why not just play around and have fun?
And if you get a second one with memory of this time, great, maybe then you can use the wisdom learnt this time!
